My grandfather rode a camel, my father rode a camel, I drive a Mercedes, my son drives a Land Rover, his son will drive a Land Rover, but his son will ride a camel.”
— Sheikh Rashid bin Saeed Al Maktoum, the founding father of Dubai (via maxistentialist)
!!!!!!!!!!
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Evgeni Malkin with parrots
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This is an oddly specific Tumblr but I kind of love it.
I can’t grow a playoff beard so I’ll probably just be posting a lot of Blackhawks-related things over the next few weeks. Let’s do this.
THERE AIN’T NOTHING ZESTY ABOUT A DRIVE-THRU DIET. Kick those Dorito-dusted cheese ditches to the curb and park your ass in the kitchen. You don’t need those tacos misérables, TK has your back.
SWEET POTATO AND PINTO BEAN TACOS
3 cups of cooked pinto beans (about 2-15 ounce cans)
1 teaspoons of coconut or olive oil (whatever you already have)
½ cup veggie broth or water
2 teaspoons smoked paprika or chili powder
2 teaspoons blackstrap molasses (this has a bunch of fucking iron in it and is near the maple syrup at the store)
2 teaspoons apple cider vinegar or lemon juice
2-3 garlic cloves
1 pound of sweet potatoes (this should be about 2 cups when you chop it all up)
½ of a yellow onion
1 teaspoon coconut or olive oil
salt to taste
soft corn tortillas*
whatever toppings you got
Warm the first teaspoon of oil in a medium pot. Add the beans, broth, smoked paprika, molasses, vinegar, and garlic. Get it to start bubbling slowly for about 5 minutes and then turn off the heat.
Chop up the sweet potato and onion so they are about the size of a pinto bean so you’re not taking any confusing bites. Warm up the oil in a large skillet or big-ass pan and add the onion and sweet potato. Cook them until the onion is getting brown and the sweet potato softens up. Add the beans and whatever broth is still in that other pot you already forgot about. Cook this mixture on a medium heat until the potatoes are soft enough for you. This should take 5-8 minutes. If it starts to look dry, add some water. Add salt to taste but don’t go fucking crazy.
I served my tacos topped with lime juice, shredded lettuce, radishes, white onion, green onions, and jalapenos but add the shit you like.
Makes 8 tacos
*to avoid GMO corn, buy organic
It took me more than an hour and a half to get home from the Loop today, my kitchen is a war zone and I cut my finger pretty bad on a vegetable peeler.
But at the end of it all, I got to eat these bad boys, and it made everything okay. Thanks, Thug Kitchen!
Well played, Denny’s.
Amazing.
Denny’s long standing relationship with emo music is never not fascinating.
AND EVEN IF HER PLANE CRASHES TONIGHT
SHE’LL FIND SOME WAY TO DISAPPOINT ME
BY NOT ORDERING A GRAND SLAM
OR MAYBE A MOONS OVER MY HAMMY
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Henri: We need to make sure that marriage in France remains between one woman, one man and an occasional American co-ed. How we can protest the government’s vote in favor of same-sex marriage?
Marcel: I know! We’ll bare our chests and cuff ourselves together on the street.
Alain: We can wear masks! This won’t look homoerotic at all!
- An imagined conversation that MUST have taken place because these protesters are members of Hommen, a group opposing marriage equality in France.
Photo of very confused Frenchmen by Kenzo Tribouillard/AFP/Getty Images
